Good morning Internet. Once again it is Monday in the world. The nightmare of last week has ended that the nightmare of this week may begin. Like the fabled Sisyphus, we have rolled our mighty boulder all the way to the top of the mountain, only to watch it roll inevitably back down: all our tweets tweeted, aggregated and forgotten, vanished to the fog of history. And yet, Camus says, we must imagine Sisyphus happy—after all, he didn’t have Twitter. Good times, back in time:
AHH YES THE SNAKE
NATURE’S HORRID TUBE
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) March 22, 2018
thinking about starting a podcast where we employ logic and reason to discuss the news of the day—with a dash of snark!!
— ????Insatiable Gun Taker???? (@crushingbort) March 21, 2018
REPORTER: What’s your blood like?
ZUCKERBERG: So, that’s actually a really important question. My blood is normal blood, it’s red, a deep human red, and it… you know, I could go on and on. But the key thing is that I have blood — gallons and gallons of it — and it’s normal.
— Vichy Thought Leader (@i_zzzzzz) March 22, 2018
locals after tweeting “am i the only one who loves watching documentaries on serial killers and conspiracy theories” for the 600th time pic.twitter.com/VPCEG51zJk
— ish (@ishjxh) March 21, 2018