Republicans May Not Know It, but Their Party is Already Dead. Here’s What Happens Next.
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The GOP, as an entity, is totally fucked. And not just fucked in this election—they’re fucked in the long term.
Yes, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and John Kasich all said at Thursday’s Republican debate that they would support Donald Trump if he were to win the party’s nomination. But given the vitriol of the attacks on Trump not only by Rubio and Cruz, but also by Mitt Romney, I can’t bring myself to believe those sentiments are genuine—and I doubt general election voters would believe it, either. For Rubio especially, it would take a miraculous feat of mental gymnastics to move from calling Trump a “con man” to claiming he’s fit to be the President of the United States. And you know all the candidates were paying attention to the backlash against Chris Christie’s endorsement of Trump, which resulted in six New Jersey newspapers calling on him to resign and Christie himself looking like he had gazed into Cthullu’s eyes and seen the coming apocalypse.
My best guess is that the GOP establishment isn’t ready or willing to annihilate the party just yet, because that’s what disavowing nominee Trump would be—there’s no turning back if they spurn the monster they’ve created and his army of unfailingly loyal fans. Either by staying home on Election Day or forming an emergency third party that splits the former GOP coalition, they’d be delivering the presidency to the Democratic nominee (most likely Hillary, as unhappy as that might make our Shane Ryan).
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