The Funniest Tweets About Kanye’s White House Visit
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Sometimes these posts don’t really need an intro. Do we really need to tell you that Kanye West met with Donald Trump in the White House today? I don’t think you can be alive and not already know that, no matter how disconnected you are from the internet and the media. The attention today’s sad display has received must be what the moon landing felt like—inescapable, omnipresent, overwhelming, and confusing. Except replace the pride and awe of putting a man on the moon with the utterly empty aching void that this thing leaves in the pit of all of our stomachs. Kanye clearly isn’t well. Maybe he’s legitimately a Trump fan, maybe he’s just doing this for attention, but he’s said himself that he’s stopped taking the medications he was prescribed for his bipolar disorder and other mental health issues. We respect everybody on Twitter who used this story to bring awareness about the need for better mental health care in America, or who made a point of not making a joke about an obviously unwell man. I’m not, like, proud to be running this thing right now. But this is such a fundamentally absurd thing that happened today, even in this inexplicable world where the absurd has become mundane and predictable, that you have to expect people to use humor to try and understand it. That’s one of the most useful things about comedy—helping to make the uncomfortable comfortable. So that’s what this is: a collection of the best jokes about Kanye’s meeting with Trump today, but with the understanding that it’s not really cool to make fun of somebody with diagnosed mental health problems.
Kanye is the YouTube recommended videos bar in human form.
— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) October 11, 2018
Donald Trump, Kid Rock, and Kanye West walk into a bar and the bar tender says “What the fuck?”
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 11, 2018
I have daddy issues too, Kanye. Work them out on Grindr like a normal person.
— Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) October 11, 2018
watches Kanye and Trump speak for 15 seconds Love these very normal guys, what are their politics so I can agree with them
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) October 11, 2018
Footage of Kanye at the whitehouse. pic.twitter.com/amyYGR861g
— colton dunn (@captdope) October 11, 2018
You realize Kanye is doing all of this because Barack Obama called him a jackass.
— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) October 11, 2018
waiting for kanye to stop like pic.twitter.com/nlnYTwesTI
— Ziwe (@ziwe) October 11, 2018
i know most people would’ve done this with Veep or Curb music but I’m too depressed pic.twitter.com/tnPIq0nDnS
— lil zyrtec (@dorseyshaw) October 11, 2018
I am no Kardashian stan but each of those sisters has more Big Dick Energy in their long-ass manicured pinky nails than Kanye has in his entire body.https://t.co/zGxKulvAQU
— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) October 11, 2018
Fascinating stuff from the transcript of the Trump/Kanye meeting pic.twitter.com/Zc667vFYuv
— pixelated (something halloween-related) (@pixelatedboat) October 11, 2018
— Ally Hord (@hordie) October 11, 2018
I knew things were going to get bad under Trump. But I didn’t know they were going to get switch-from-Team-Kanye-to-Team-Taylor bad
— May Wilkerson (@shutupmay) October 11, 2018
KANYE: Mr president I love you so much. more than my own wife and child. can I smooch your hand. can I come live in the White House and you raise me like a son? I would gladly chop my feet off and give u them if you decided u wanted more feet
TRUMP: look at this guy. he loves me— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) October 11, 2018
Kanye and Trump walk into a bar.
Boycott that bar.
— Spooky P. McSpooky (@JohnnyMcNulty) October 11, 2018
sitting quietly without having a full breakdown while the cameras were only focused on Kanye talking is the hardest Trump has worked in his entire presidency
— maura quint (@behindyourback) October 11, 2018
just finished getting my new kanye tattoo. what’s up online
— regular gem (@Choplogik) October 11, 2018
Today Kanye West treated the Oval Office like it was the TMZ office, which would actually be a step up at this point
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) October 11, 2018
I predict Kanye West will run for president in 2020 against Trump while wearing a MAGA hat the whole time.
— Allen Strickland Williams (@TotallyAllen) October 11, 2018
— jon hendren (@fart) October 11, 2018