Joking Through the Pain: A Pandemic Update from Ireland

Irish people don’t own the concept of gallows humor, but they’re certainly well known for it. After all, how else are you going to endure 800 years of oppression from the English? You have to laugh or else you’ll cry. Comedy as a coping mechanism is also baked into internet culture. Just take a scroll through Twitter on any given day. People are joking through the pain, and who can blame us, especially when we are being so collectively let down by our governments? (Other than New Zealand—lucky bastards.)
In Ireland, the story of political pandemic fuck-ups is a bit different than the States’, but nonetheless devastating. While lockdowns were implemented fairly quickly and consistently on the island when COVID-19 struck, the Irish government has been dragging its feet when it comes to implementing mandatory quarantine for people flying into the country—even in the wake of the U.K. and other new variants. Continually, the economy has been put above the needs of Irish residents. Partway through December 2020, restrictions were lifted so that people could shop at non-essential retailers and dine indoors, presumably because they didn’t want to be known as the government who cancelled Christmas. (Maybe you also don’t want to be the government who kills grannies for the sake of the economy? Just a thought.) As a result, the Republic of Ireland saw over 100,000 new cases of coronavirus in January—more than we’d had in all of 2020, chief medical officer Dr. Tony Holohan told the Irish Times—and over 1,000 deaths due to COVID-19.
Holohan may be the chief medical officer, but the Minister for Health is a beast of his own: Stephen Donnelly. Donnelly started off as an independent TD (Irish version of a Congressperson) in 2011 and founded the Social Democrats party in 2015. He left them a year later, though, eventually joining Fianna Fáil, one of the two center-right parties that essentially swap power in the government (the other being Fine Gael). It’s clear that Donnelly was done being a backbencher, even if it meant selling out.
Donnelly is currently serving as the Minister for Health, and he certainly leaves something to be desired. Ahead of kids going back to school, he sat down for an interview in which he compared the risks of sending children back into classrooms to the dangers of… trampolines.
“Playing sports is an inherently risky thing to do, you know. Our children playing on trampolines is an inherently risky thing for them to be doing,” Donnelly explained.
-
movies Soulful Documentary Caterpillar Gazes Unblinkingly at Our Wish to Transform By Jim Vorel November 6, 2025 | 2:12pm
-
books Choose Your Own Reading Adventure This Lady Knight Season By Natalie Zutter November 6, 2025 | 2:00pm
-
music 10 Songs You Need to Hear This Week (November 6, 2025) By Paste Staff November 6, 2025 | 2:00pm
-
music Watch bôa's Paste Session from Lollapalooza By Matt Irving November 6, 2025 | 1:00pm
-
music The Mountain Goats Turn Catastrophe Into Theater on Through This Fire Across From Peter Balkan By Casey Epstein-Gross November 6, 2025 | 12:00pm
-
movies Steven Spielberg and Chris Columbus Are Making a Gremlins 3 By Jim Vorel November 6, 2025 | 10:27am
-
movies The Predator Series Softens Its Claws As It Enters the Fun Badlands By Jesse Hassenger November 6, 2025 | 9:15am
-
movies The Best Comedy Movies on Netflix Right Now (November 2025) By Paste Staff November 6, 2025 | 7:00am
-
movies The 20 Best Movies on Showtime By Paste Staff November 6, 2025 | 5:50am
-
tv Toon In: Animated TV Highlights for November, from BAT-FAM to the Jurassic World: Chaos Theory finale By Tara Bennett November 5, 2025 | 10:30am
-
movies Jennifer Lawrence Goes Feral in the Beautiful, Frustrating Die My Love By Jesse Hassenger November 5, 2025 | 10:03am
-
music keiyaA’s Artistic Pluralism Shines on hooke’s law By Grant Sharples November 5, 2025 | 10:01am
-
books Exclusive Cover Reveal + Excerpt: Victoria S. Walsh’s Debut Romantasy, The Iron Hex By Lacy Baugher Milas November 5, 2025 | 10:00am
-
movies Claire Foy Takes Flight in the First Trailer for H Is for Hawk By Audrey Weisburd November 5, 2025 | 9:47am
-
music COVER STORY | Rochelle Jordan Earned Her Bragging Rights By Matt Mitchell November 5, 2025 | 9:00am
-
movies The Best Movies on Peacock (November 2025) By Paste Staff November 5, 2025 | 6:00am
-
movies The 100 Best Movies on The Criterion Channel (November 2025) By Paste Staff November 5, 2025 | 5:30am
-
movies The 20 Best Sci-Fi Movies on Netflix (November 2025) By Jim Vorel November 5, 2025 | 5:00am
-
tv Paste Power Rankings: The 5 Best TV Shows on Right Now (November 4, 2025) By Lacy Baugher Milas November 4, 2025 | 8:10pm
-
music Watch the lespecial Paste Session (feat. Kanika Moore) from Northlands By Matt Irving November 4, 2025 | 1:54pm
-
music Gallery: Grizzly Bear & Chanel Beads at Brooklyn Steel By Paste Staff November 4, 2025 | 11:30am
-
music Westerman Preserves a Fleeting Moment in Amber By Grant Sharples November 4, 2025 | 11:00am
-
tv The 5 New and Under-the-Radar Shows You Can’t Miss This November By Amy Amatangelo November 4, 2025 | 10:01am
-
movies Christy Is Miserable Abuse Drama Masquerading as Inspiring Sports Biopic By Jim Vorel November 4, 2025 | 9:46am
-
music On ICONOCLASTS, Anna von Hausswolff Kills Her Idols By Karly Quadros November 4, 2025 | 9:00am
-
movies The 20 Best Kids Movies on Netflix Right Now (November 2025) By Josh Jackson and Paste Staff November 4, 2025 | 8:00am
-
movies The 25 Best Free Movies on YouTube Right Now (November 2025) By Paste Staff November 4, 2025 | 7:00am
-
movies The 10 Best Movies on Apple TV+, Ranked (November 2025) By Jacob Oller and Paste Staff November 4, 2025 | 5:35am
-
movies The 40 Best Movies on Tubi (November 2025) By Paste Staff November 4, 2025 | 5:30am
-
music R.I.P. MPB Legend Lô Borges: 1952-2025 By Matt Mitchell November 3, 2025 | 5:02pm
-
tv Late Night Last Week: Lucy Dacus & Zohran Mamdani Visit The Daily Show, and More By Will DiGravio November 3, 2025 | 3:46pm
-
movies 25 Years Ago, Spike Lee Played with Fire (and Blackface) in Bamboozled By Jesse Hassenger November 3, 2025 | 1:30pm
-
music Grateful Dead Singer Donna Jean Godchaux-MacKay Dead at 78 By Matt Mitchell November 3, 2025 | 11:45am
-
movies The Next Japanese Godzilla Film Is Officially Godzilla Minus Zero By Jim Vorel November 3, 2025 | 10:39am
-
books 10 Liars, Thieves, and Con Artists You Have to Catch in Science Fiction and Fantasy Fiction By Alana Joli Abbott November 3, 2025 | 10:00am
-
music (What’s the Story) Morning Glory? at 30: A Britpop Band’s Most Self-Explanatory Album By Miranda Wollen November 3, 2025 | 10:00am
-
music Bob Dylan Comes of Age On Through the Open Window: The Bootleg Series Vol. 18 By Matt Melis November 3, 2025 | 9:00am
-
movies The 25 Best Movies On Demand Right Now (November 2025) By Josh Jackson and Paste Staff November 3, 2025 | 7:00am
-
movies The 50 Best Movies on HBO Max (November 2025) By Paste Staff November 3, 2025 | 5:45am
-
movies The 50 Best Movies on Disney+ Right Now (November 2025) By Josh Jackson and Paste Staff November 3, 2025 | 5:40am