The Funniest Tweets of the Week
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Okay so clearly should have done a standalone list of Verritt tweets, because approximately 90% of these are Verritt tweets. And clearly we should have done another standalone list of Equifax tweets, because another approximately 60% of these are Equifax tweets. Big week last week, huh! Everybody got their chance to shine, from Peter Daou to a bunch of corrupt financial executives to Jeff Sessions and Betsy DeVos. What a fun time to be alive in a stable climate where data can generally be considered safe! Okay, well, enough of this, here are the tweets:
You have to really fuck up your society like seven different ways for this sign to even be possible pic.twitter.com/iVuUrhcOxN
— Breakfast Haver (@weedguy420boner) September 10, 2017
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