Finally: It is once again Monday, the day everyone loves and looks forward to. Whereas yesterday it was Sunday and tomorrow it will be Tuesday, today is that one day reserved for the beginning of the week, and so many other beginnings too: emails, memos, projects, games of phone tag, games of regular tag, probably a new podcast or web series is coming out. Life—it’s just so full of life. Every week I like to make what I call a New Week’s Resolution, and this week it’s to just have some damn fun for once, why don’t I. What’s yours? Also, here are the tweets:
Saw a girl in a Ramones shirt & asked her to name her five favorite songs & she just looked at me & said nothing. Then her mom was like, “She’s 11 months old.”
On rare occasions, Google will radically change the way that their logo appears on their homepage, turning the letters into a bunch of dogs or even trains. This phenomenon is known as the “Weird Google Logo”, and it is definitely worth checking out.
My advice to young comics is to remember that what you’re doing is dumb, you’re not a philosopher you’re a funny person who likes attention, and drinking your own kool-aid will rot your brain.
we’‘re like 2 years away from a Super Bowl ad that is just slowed-down footage of 9/11 set to choral music and at the end the Taco Bell logo appears in the smoke
