The Funniest Tweets of the Week
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There were two big memes on Twitter this week: the one with the motorcycle people and the one where if you don’t love me at my et cetera then you don’t deserve me at my et cetera. Pretty good week, meme-wise! Plus the Ready Player One joke train is still chugging along, and the public dragging of any conservative intellectual is always a grand old romp. Honestly everyone should be very proud of their tweets last week, the work was just tip-top. As to everything else that happened in the world, well, ah.
If you Then
can’t
get me pic.twitter.com/aK8l7YSZdy— Josh Brown (@JoshBrownJosh) April 6, 2018
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) April 3, 2018
John Bolton becomes our national security advisor tomorrow pic.twitter.com/KJUTzcGil7
— Nick Ciarelli (@nickciarelli) April 8, 2018
— amelia (@backhoe_mix) April 5, 2018
— Tremors was a documentary. (@turnageb) April 7, 2018
Every conversation is a podcast if you close your eyes
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) April 7, 2018
I need this sign in my life pic.twitter.com/rfFuVl3iZr
— Bobson Dugnutt (@katt_j83) April 6, 2018
Who drew this iPod on a poster for a 2018 TV show and why pic.twitter.com/xM961X4Oh5
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) April 6, 2018
I wanted to make one and it got way too real ???????????? pic.twitter.com/lUAHjxzK1u
— BASEBALL (@JDunnah) April 5, 2018
Stewie Griffin is an evil baby hellbent on killing his mother. By all rights he should terrify us, yet Mr MacFarlane somehow manages to make the character hilarious. That’s the mark of a genius.
— Incredible Chef Cooking With Huge Wok (@plopadop) April 5, 2018
this is just to say pic.twitter.com/o21ucFl2iG
— frog and toad are lovers ???? (@apostlebrawl) April 5, 2018
You: Dogs are man’s best friend.
Me: cats don’t work with the cops, not because they don’t have the skillset or can’t be trained to, because they know the police, as they currently exist, are intrinsically problematic and must be dismantled from the ground up and replaced.
— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) April 6, 2018
the new epa chief has angered big energy lobbyists
[crowd cheers]
by being an inconsiderate houseguest
[crowd boos]— mark (@kept_simple) April 6, 2018
I do not think you would have to do that (???) https://t.co/U02YA531cc
— DarkSkintDostoyevsky (@daniecal) April 6, 2018
— Eric (@toomanyerics) April 6, 2018
Pranks are great because I’ve often thought poorly conceived sketch premises should also hurt people
— Cullen Crawford (@HelloCullen) April 5, 2018
adding insult to injury, it also got fired from The Atlantic today pic.twitter.com/IxaKVQiW3E
— ????Insatiable Gun Taker???? (@crushingbort) April 5, 2018
me and my friends hanging out pic.twitter.com/I4qZ5gn1sY
— lizzie (@lizziewaymouth) April 2, 2018
welcome to FX, motherfucker. whats good? you tryna see some regular ass faces? i don’t think so, playboy. take that shit to USA. we doin’ drug faces only in 2018 pic.twitter.com/aXjFJXsate
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) April 4, 2018
i too do this with my friends pic.twitter.com/5LAAUiiSvR
— lan-tzah ball (@_lanabelle) April 5, 2018
Fuck off and let me live my life pic.twitter.com/YYtGwhrSza
— j.r. hennessy (@jrhennessy) April 4, 2018
did i do this meme right? pic.twitter.com/fi43fDPtYo
— Mikey Heller (@yoyorobot) April 4, 2018
If you don’t love me. At my
How do I get the. Then you dont
Text to look. Help this doewnt
Right. Send tweet pic.twitter.com/ADG8tH1q1m— Octo! (@Octopimp) April 4, 2018
I told my therapist the name of my sketch group today and she ended the session and told me never to return
— Ben Marshall (@notbenmarshall) April 4, 2018
Ah, yes, the defining feature of successful situational comedy. pic.twitter.com/pvopW0sGen
— Jacob Bacharach (@jakebackpack) April 4, 2018
Ready Player One answers the question “what if Avatar was made by the writers of Family Guy?”.
— Robbie Goodwin (@robbiegoodwin) April 4, 2018
Someone asked this bartender “what’s your happy hour menu” and he goes “it’s a piece of paper, about this big.” No hesitation, he was right on it! My instinct was to embellish this story a little for Twitter but as you can see I resisted
— Hayes Davenport (@hayesdavenport) April 4, 2018
— Adam Pash (@adampash) April 3, 2018
If you don’t love me at my “how do you do the 2-picture thing,” then you don’t deserve me at my “no seriously why can’t I do it”
— Emmy Blotnick (@emmyblotnick) April 5, 2018
Everyone when a phone buzzes on the table pic.twitter.com/OGjrTymlxA
— Michelle Spies (@spies_please) April 3, 2018
No offense but it’d be so fucking easy to be a background actor in Jesus Christ Superstar
Half of them are just running and jumping the whole time and just looking like, vaguely mischievous pic.twitter.com/8GoBfikeog
— jeremy levick (@levickjeremy) April 2, 2018