The 12 Weirdest Things People Are Adding to Their Coffee
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It is fortunate for humanity as a species that coffee as a beverage, given our absolutely prodigious consumption of it across the world, is actually a significantly “healthy” addition to most lifestyles. Sure, there are potential downsides, not least of them the addicting potential of caffeine, but beyond the caffeine question, moderate consumption of coffee has repeatedly been shown to convey certain benefits. Black coffee is rich in antioxidants such as polyphenols and hydrocinnamic acids, which play a role in maintaining heart, liver and endometrial health. Coffee can even help people process blood sugar more efficiently, which can lower the risk of progressive diabetes–provided, of course, you’re not putting a bunch of sugar in your cup. Yes sir, black coffee is a pretty incredible beverage.
If you’re clinging to hipster credentials, or especially a trend-chasing health nut determined to craft some sort of pristine, Chris Traeger-esque body temple, however, you’re probably not going to be content to simply accept the health benefits of your daily cup of joe as they currently exist. No, you’re going to need to add a bunch of additional odd things in your coffee. Note: It is important (as far as I can tell) to then loudly talk at everyone within earshot about what you’re putting in your coffee, so they’ll be aware of exactly how they’re falling behind in the quest for performative healthiness if they’re not immediately following suit.
I kid, I kid. In truth, there’s an incredibly wide and unusual array of other ingredients that people add to coffee all over the globe, for any number of reasons. Some are indeed questionable fads pushed by pseudoscientific health-seekers, projecting an odd mixture of Dr. Oz and New Age spirituality. Others are long-established niche tastes based on culinary traditions of countries as disparate as Finland, Vietnam and Puerto Rico. Turns out there’s a lot of unique coffee preparations out there that the average person knows absolutely nothing about.
In fact, when it comes to putting stuff in your coffee, it feels like the act itself of wondering “I wonder if anyone has ever put this in coffee” is itself sufficient to immediately summon that scenario into being. Like a food version of the internet’s infamous rule #34, just saying something like “hot sauce in coffee” causes it to spring into existence. And so, I decided to gather together an impressive menagerie here of all the unconventional things people are putting in their coffee around the globe, starting from the relatively conventional and innocuous, and heading toward the progressively more incredulous.
1. Honey
There are a lot of ways out there to sweeten coffee. A lot of folks use granulated sugar, diner-style. There’s a whole galaxy of artificial sweeteners. Cafes specializing in espresso drinks often use simple syrup, which mixes better into cold drinks.
But honey? Nature’s own sweetener feels like a bit of an odd choice to use in sweetening your coffee, and it was one I’d never considered until I saw someone do it right in front of me back in Atlanta–this person asked for honey in a restaurant and loaded up their coffee cup like it was no big deal, which made me wonder just how many other people prefer their coffee this way. Turns out it’s not particularly uncommon, though it does seem like a polarizing choice. Some drinkers would argue that the floral or fruity flavor profile of honey just inherently clashes against the darker, roasty tones of coffee … but at the same time, many styles of coffee also have floral and fruit notes of their own, so is it really that much of a stretch? At the end of the day, it achieves the same sweetening aims. Ditto for using other syrups, such as maple, in your coffee–same argument.
2. Protein Powder
The daily nature/ritual of drinking coffee makes it attractive as a way to cram other supplements into our diet. After all, other than water, is there any other beverage that many of us drink every single day? And so, I guess I can’t blame people for saying “well I’m going to drink it anyway, I guess I might as well put my protein powder/fiber powder/other supplements in there.” There are definitely people doing this every morning.
Has this ever made anyone’s coffee taste BETTER? I rather doubt it. The clumpy, powdery nature of most of these supplements seems to me like it would make drinking the resulting coffee slurry into a chore rather than a pleasure, but I can’t blame a person if it’s the one way they can make themselves participate in that particular health regimen. Of course, I’d probably say “why not just mix it with water and leave the coffee alone?”, but to each their own.
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