Tasting: 3 Tequilas from Patsch Tequila (Blanco, Reposado, Extra Añejo)
Photos via Patsch Tequila
There’s a fine line you walk in designing a new spirits brand between “wanting to stand out” and falling head-over-heels into gimmickry that is meant to sell the product. Sometimes, the aspect that makes a brand unique in the eyes of the consumer is meant to be the liquid within the bottle. Perhaps less inspiring is a brand that simply looks at packaging as a chief way to make a drinker think “I wonder what that is.”
On first glance, this is sort of what I feared from Patsch Tequila, a new ultra-premium brand that recently arrived in the U.S. To be frank, these bottles look quite fanciful and a little absurd, not only thanks to their brass knuckle-style finger holes on the long neck, but the oddly colored (and pointed!) synthetic cork caps, which only make an already tall bottle that much taller and more ungainly. From my cynical starting point, it looked like a calculated way to tackle a crowded tequila aisle by simply trying to look as novel as possible—I mean honestly, I’ve never heard a bartender wish for fingerholes on a liquor bottle before. After actually tasting Patsch’s tequilas, however, I can at least report that the brand is tackling the liquid in its bottles with a welcome seriousness.
And that is a necessity, considering the sky-high price point. Patsch is making a play to compete in the ultra-premium tequila category, with price points that range from $68 for the blanco tequila, to a lofty $248 for its very, very old (7 years!) extra an?ejo. Wanting to get a sense for how the brand is justifying that specific price point, I asked for a comment from co-owner Martin Schapira, who said the following:
“For all Patsch tequilas, we harvest only fully ripe agave, cook them in stone ovens, and double distill them for maximum quality. It’s a 100% organic process from start to finish, including the soil (no chemicals at all) and the distillery process. Our reposado is aged 6-8 months, whereas most are aged just four months, and our Añejo is aged seven years, nearly double what most extra Añejo sits for, resulting in a liquid that is extremely unique, and not your typical, syrupy-sweet expression. Our distillery, Las Americas, NOM 1480 is considered among the, if not the, very best of the premium tequila world. We are as proud of the Añejo as anything ever produced there, and the blanco and reposado are everything the older expressions are, just with less time in the barrels. This is accomplished through an innovative filtration and oxygenation process unique to these expressions.”
So there you go. A pretty traditional, hands-off tequila process, with whatever “innovative filtration and oxygenation” brings to the table. All that’s left is to actually get down to the business of tasting these tequilas, so let’s do it.
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