Just Because The Old Guard Doesn’t Cover New Ground Doesn’t Mean You Won’t Enjoy the Walk

In many ways, Gina Prince-Bythewood’s The Old Guard is cinematic comfort food, a stew of ingredients drawn from other cinematic dishes. There’s ample John Wickian murderbot action (with the corresponding, also ample, body count of faceless henchman). There’s a slice of those “immortal vampire blues” (minus fangs, a need for blood, sparkle, and whatnot). There’s also a good amount of “wounds-away” regen that’s been a special effects staple since Hugh Jackman Wolverined here and Wolverined there. Even the presence of Charlize Theron as Andy, the leader of said guard—a group of immortals who use their particular set of skills to right wrongs and, again, kill so many henchman—is comforting. Theron’s embrace of the pulpier veins of cinema far predates her turn as Furiosa in Mad Max: Fury Road, and she’s one of a handful of contemporary action stars whose presence in a starring role guarantees both an “I’m there!” from fans and a “That’s probably worth checking out” from casual viewers. As such, this is exactly the type of movie to fill in the blank for sentences that begin with, “I don’t know … I’m just kinda in the mood for ____.”
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