Crater Stumbles Trying to Be The Breakfast Club in Space

On behalf of the children, here’s a request for adult screenwriters writing kid-oriented fare: Please, lighten up. This generation’s had a bum three years, and are staring down a tumultuous future. Don’t they deserve some throwback-style, fun stories featuring some danger and adventure, yet packed with a lot less trauma? I lament because Crater, the latest Disney+ original movie, actually made me sad for those tweens and teens excited about getting a space romp adventure, only for them to discover…it is not.
Which is even more disappointing because Crater features an original story, set in 2257, with a lot of potential. Sporting solid visual effects despite a modest budget, it opens on a lunar mining colony where five teen friends are panicking as they try to hotwire an industrial rover. It’s mere minutes before a meteor shower lockdown—for some reason they have to get out of the compound. As is the way these days with most storytelling, the narrative suddenly flashes back in medias res to earlier in the day to set some context. The ringleader of the group is newly-orphaned Caleb Channing (Isaiah Russell-Bailey). An executive at the lunar colony tells him in light of his father’s recent death in a mining incident, Caleb is now ensured a “coveted” one-way trip to the world of Omega. Essentially a colonized new Earth 75 light years away, he’ll get a new foster family and a fresh start on an idyllic planet. However, Caleb isn’t interested because he’ll lose the only people he’s got left, his best friends Dylan (Billy Barratt), Borney (Orson Hong) and Marcus (Thomas Boyce). Caleb also wants to fulfill his dad’s last request, which is to travel out into the lunar landscape to visit a secret crater that meant a lot to his mom and dad before she passed away seven years ago. And here the trauma starts…fun!
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