Janie Jones

“He’s in love with rock ’n’ roll. He’s in love with getting stoned. He’s in love with Janie Jones.” These lyrics, once brought to life by the Clash on their debut album seem to be the jumping-off point for the music-themed film, Janie Jones. Aside from a muttered comment heard in one of the film’s opening scenes, neither the Clash nor mention of the song itself is heard from again. My curiosity lasted only a little bit longer. The film starts promisingly enough, with an early scene featuring Janie Jones’ meth-addicted mother Mary Anne (Elizabeth Shue), as she stutters through a tweak-y confession to her ex-lover, boozy rocker Ethan Brand (Alessandro Nivola), claiming that he’s the father of her 13-year-old daughter (Abigail Breslin). After Ethan’s high school-esque denial, where he mocks the matter in front of his uncomfortable girlfriend and fellow band mate, Iris (Brittany Snow), Mary Anne storms out as Ethan refuses to care for Janie while she gets cleaned up. Unfortunately, none of the scenes that follow are as captivating, even after Mary Anne performs a switch and ditch on the rocker, leaving Janie in his care. Muted clichés ensue.
The music-heavy drama features original songs that strive to give Janie Jones the character it so desperately needs. Ethan’s combative antics, fueled by his all-day drinking binges, inevitably cause the band to break up. As a result, he embarks on a solo tour, daughter Janie in tow. Here, his gravelly, folk-like voice is rightfully exhibited, leaving one to wonder why Ethan was even in a rock band to begin with.