No Way Home Proves Tobey Maguire Is Still the Best Spider-Man

As a film, it’s genuinely hard not to like—or at the very least really enjoy watching—Spider-Man: No Way Home. A riotous blend of nostalgia and unvarnished fan service, it manages to fuse two decades of comic book movie history into something that’s part celebration, part weird apology and part extended Marvel fix-it fic that tries to right many of the wrongs of the previous two (Sony-made) Spider-Man film series. The end result certainly has its moments: Tom Holland actually gets to really act with someone who isn’t Robert Downey Jr., the film’s conclusion is surprisingly brave, my girl Wanda Maximoff (Elizabeth Olsen) shows up in the end credits looking refreshed and rested after mind-controlling a town, and the whole thing is just a lot of fun to watch.

But No Way Home is also a movie that’s plot is laughably thin, that fridges Peter’s aunt solely in the name of his emotional development and that seems to think the entire concept of villainy is now something that can be cured with a fancy gadget or chemical compound. (Um, Thanos, guys?) It builds its entire narrative backward from the—admittedly great—setpiece of bringing all three on-screen Spider-Men together without considering whether getting to that moment was a story that made sense. Did we ever find out why Stephen Strange, having just witnessed the damage that trying to change the timeline can do to the world, would so easily volunteer to do it again like six months later? No, no we did not.
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