The 10 Best Halloween Songs of the 21st Century
Boo! Here's to 24 years of horror, humor, and hooks.
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Why isn’t there a market for Halloween music? By most metrics, it’s the second-most popular holiday in the United States, if not the world—given the amount of candy and costumes produced every year. Yet, you don’t see Sirius XM promoting an entire station to All Hallow’s Eve or people like Rob Zombie recording Now That’s What I Call Spooky Music. With every passing year, it’s always the same incessant loop of “Monster Mash,” Superstition” and “Thriller.” Considering the plethora of movies, books, and TV shows which find new and imaginative ways to tap into the spirit of the holiday, it seems quite confounding that Halloween’s music canon hasn’t been expanded since Alice Cooper’s “Feed My Frankenstein” back in 1991. Of course, it’s not that surprising when you consider how the holiday has been demonized by conservative circles for decades. Why bother making scary music if Facebook Puritans are just going to call you “devil worshippers”? Here’s the thing, that hasn’t stopped people attempting to write the next “Time Warp.”
Despite humanity’s propensity to believe we quit producing good music circa (insert whatever year you entered your 20s), there’s a menagerie of haunted tunes that have come out since the dawn of the century, many worth blasting over the speakers at Walmart. But, before we demand you to seek them out, we must first consider what connects the lexicon. Stylistically, the likes of “Boris the Spider,” “A Monster’s Holiday” and “Bela Legosi’s Dead” sound nothing alike, yet they all encompass three distinct qualities which make them resonate so strongly with Halloween: horror, humor and hooks. While the last 24 years haven’t been as rife with songs that meet this tonal trifecta, they have still produced a healthy platter of ear worms and melodic morsels that’ll make the bones rattle at the obligatory costume party. Without further ado, here are the 10 best Halloween songs of the 21st century.
10. Halestorm: “Mz. Hyde” (2012)
Heavy metal and horror have historically gone together like peanut butter and chocolate. It’s a genre steeped in occult imagery, and Halestorm’s “Mz. Hyde” mines the classic tale of Dr. Jekkyl and Mr. Hyde to maximum effect. While Lizzy Hale uses that framework as a metaphor for the warring sides of her personality (complete with a soft-loud vocal dynamic), the song leans into the monstrous imagery with lines like “Better be scared, better be afraid / Now that the beast is out of her cage,” pummeling guitar riff, guttural chorus and blatant theremin that weaves in and out of the sonic structure.
9. Lady Gaga: “Bloody Mary” (2011)
Tempting as it might be to slot “Monster” onto this list, thanks to its playful, undead lyrical imagery, I must unfortunately concede to Gen Z and acknowledge that they might be onto something with “Bloody Mary.” It remains to be seen if they entirely understand the appeal themselves, considering how they’ve sped the song up for its use on TikTok, but one listen to the original track from 2011 makes it clear why it’s textbook Halloween: Lady Gaga is at her most cold and authoritative here, while the backing track is capital G gothic—thanks to its chord choices and chilling use of a Gregorian chant. And though lyrically it doesn’t quite tap into the traditional iconography of spooky season, the quasi-sacrilegious portrayal of Mary Magdalene serves as a cheeky bit of dress up.
8. La Roux: “Tigerlily” (2009)
“Well tonight out on the streets, I’m gonna follow you” is the kind of declaration that will either get you maced or laughed out of a bar. In the hands of Elly Jackson, however, it’s a brash opening thought that sets the stage for this uneasy synth-pop ditty. Sonically, it doesn’t deviate too much from La Roux’s other tracks, but the group’s lyrical focus on lust and how it can manifest itself into outright stalking somehow makes the SNES keyboard bloops murkier. The first chorus, with lyrics like “And in the crush of the dark / I’ll be your light in the mist” also takes on a more sinister bent thanks to Jackson’s hushed vocal delivery, as if she’s lurking behind your shoulder. And then there’s a spoken word bit from Kit Jackson during the bridge. He doesn’t quite have the command of the late Vincent Price, but the “Thriller”-esque monologue certainly gives the tune an extra bit of tension without slipping into pastiche territory.
7. Megan Thee Stallion & Rico Nasty: “Scary” (2022)
A typical trend found in spooky music is to open a song with a stock scream and eerie moans, often to empty effect. But this is not the case with “Scary.” Like many of Megan Thee Stallion’s hits, the track has no qualms with being vulgar—marrying promiscuous wordplay with a genuine fondness for horror franchises like Candyman. But what truly makes “Scary” such a masterpiece is how Megan embraces the role of a frightful provocateur. “Every time I pop out, it get scary for you hoes” might very well be one of the greatest triple entendres ever put down to paper, and the bars Rico Nasty spits out in verse three more than match Megan’s energy.