Well, I Guess We’re Doing This: Read Stormy Daniels’ Description of Trump’s Penis
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Stormy Daniels is writing a memoir, the Guardian has new details, and honestly, do you want to slog through more background that you already know, or do you just want to get right to the penis description?
Penis description, right?
Scene: Stormy Daniels and Trump are at the same celebrity golf tournament. Take it away, Guardian:
There she first sees Trump: “He had a red cap, a Trump crest as a placeholder for the MAGA slogan not one of us could see coming.”