Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., The Umbrella Academy, and the Optimism of Time Travel
And they look damn good doing it.
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Picture this: A man (or at least, someone adjacent to a man) flashes into existence in the middle of a hail of apocalyptic rubble. “Come with me if you want to live!” he (or as the case may be, not) shouts, extending a hand. Another flash, and you’re out of the rubble. A bang, and you’re thrown to the well-dressed sharks of America’s 20th-century past. Apocalypse? Averted. Hope for a better future? Restored.
On the one hand, this scenario reads like pure fiction. I mean, it sure seems like—had anyone from the future managed to crack time travel—we wouldn’t all be stuck, you know… [gestures exhaustedly at the chaos vortex of the last handful of years].
At the same time, between the ongoing final season of Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the recently released second season of Netflix’s The Umbrella Academy, it also seems like fans of a certain kind of superpowered television ought not to ignore the fact that, back in 2019, two whole superhero teams looked to the horizon and saw a future so apocalyptic, they were willing to risk deeply unreliable time travel technology to jump back to a point where they might be able to at least try to course correct. Because, like, okay, [gestures exhaustedly at the chaos vortex of the last handful of years]. But have we considered the possibility that maybe this particular chaos vortex isn’t actually the result of a handful of superheroic time travelers preventing something even worse (or at least, different) from absolutely leveling humanity?
This is a rhetorical question. Obviously fans of a certain kind of superpowered television have considered this possibility. (See, if nothing else, the entire, hopeful arc of the late, great Timeless.) Still, the fact that both The Umbrella Academy and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. have ended up jettisoning their heroes through some of the most iconic and/or loaded periods of 20th-century U.S. history now, smack dab in the middle of the Summer of America’s Warring Pandemics, makes for some especially potent sci-fi conspiracy-making. What kind of alien-embattled, moon-shattered, Sparrow-Academied present day multiverses are we (in the depths of COVID-19, historic rates of unemployment, and a long-awaited racial reckoning), missing out on? When did we actually send the first chimp to space, and was his name really Pogo? Who, truly, is behind the iconic 80s hit, “(Don’t You) Forget About Me”? (And before you say Simple Minds, have you considered that it might really have been the wildly beloved, totally non-fictional synth pop band, The Deke Squad? Because I have, and the evidence is pre-e-tty strong in their favor.)
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