Bob’s Burgers Is at Its Best When It Talks About Money
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Over the past nine seasons of Bob’s Burgers, Bob Belcher has been trying, and mostly failing, to get something nice for his wife, Linda. That’s nine seasons of last-minute scrambling on birthdays and Valentine’s Days to go on a quest, sometimes with his children, to try to get Linda a gift she deserves. Even in the pilot episode, Bob forgets that it’s their anniversary and has nothing to give her, emphasizing to her that he doesn’t have a present while Linda assumes he’s feigning ignorance to set up a surprise.
In the Season 10 premiere, Bob has actually remembered his anniversary was coming. But per usual, the problem is that Bob has hardly any money. He gets Linda an engagement ring—one that he couldn’t afford to buy her when, or since, he proposed. The ring has a teeny, tiny diamond. (“It wasn’t big,” Bob says. “It was very small.”) And it cost him $329, which he will pay in $15 installments over 24 months. With interest.
And then his children lose it.
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