AMC+’s Unique Moonhaven Serenely Defies
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Before we go any further, please know: I give Moonhaven this rating under extreme duress.
To be fair, that’s more or less true for every other pre-air review I am obliged to append a rating to for Paste or any other outlet; I find rating systems, on balance, capricious and inconsistent (Editor’s Note: I don’t disagree). But where the difference of a few decimal points might have previously come down to how much sleep I’d gotten the night before or, I dunno, how much vitamin D I’d soaked up in advance of sending my editor a final number, nothing I’ve covered previously so openly defied numeric categorization as Peter Ocko’s Moonhaven.
Starring Emma MacDonald as a swaggering lunar cargo pilot, Dominic Monaghan as a guileless, Moon-born police detective, Amara Karan as the human envoy of a planet-sized AI tasked with saving humanity, and Joe Manganiello as her possibly sus, definitely weird heavy, Moonhaven has been marketed to critics as a “suspense thriller,” but would, in point of fact, be much better described as a hippy-dippy sci-fi murder mystery. With episodes whose rhythms are 98% the roll and bob of a gentle sea and 2% high octane gut-punch, a wardrobe whose colorways are pulled entirely from the table of Hook’s imaginary feast, and dialogue that includes lines like “A sound can be sweet-smile” and “Chill’s words were noggin-swirl and buzz,” the idea that even one element of the production might be summed up by a decimal rating, of all things, starts out laughable, and just diminishes over time. I mean, noggin-swirl and buzz! Delivered with all the sincerity and gravity of an earnest mentor sincerely trying to help a new friend through a genuine trauma! What’s a critic supposed to do with that?
I mean, I guess give Moohaven this 8.1, and then just do my best in what remains of this review to make a case that supports it. All the same, don’t try to invest more meaning in the number than it warrants. The dance-happy, nigh druidic denizens of Moonhaven certainly won’t be.
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