Pandemonium! In Season Three, The Good Place Discovered the Exhilaration and Exhaustion of Storytelling at Full Tilt
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Coming out of “Chidi Sees the Time-Knife,” the penultimate episode of The Good Place’s Season Three, I was genuinely disappointed that we’d be getting so little time with Michael (Ted Danson) and Janet’s (D’Arcy Carden) experimental Good Place neighborhood and the four newly deceased humans chosen by the Bad Place to inhabit it.
Before you get too tied up in knots trying to match up that reaction up with how last night’s finale actually played out, let me establish that mine wasn’t the knowing disappointment of a critic with any kind of inside scoop—we were left to watch the finale live with the rest of America, with no hint about what was to come beyond the widely snickered at program description, “Various events occur, in a certain specific order.” When I felt overwhelmingly bummed at the end of “Chidi Sees the Time-Knife,” it was with the resignation of a person who’s had the football pulled out from under her enough times to learn her lesson. In this case: As The Good Place giveth, so it quickly and without remorse taketh away. For Mike Schur and crew, there is no storyline, no character arc, no fiddly plot point that can’t be plucked out of the Jeremy Bearimy slipstream, pulled and twisted into a brand new shape, and stuck back in at a point you’d never expect. On The Good Place, you can’t trust anything to stay still. On The Good Place, not even death is eternal. Getting invested in any single element too deeply? A fool’s game, if there ever was one.
Now, I did worry, when hit with that wash of preemptive disappointment, that I was succumbing to another bout of what one of my similarly afflicted friends has termed adaptive contrarianism. Of all the half-hour comedies currently in production, The Good Place is among the kindest, funniest and most ambitious; if it is not the kindest, funniest and most ambitious, that is only because it has to vie with that other Schur-adjacent joint, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, for top honors. Even then, the crisp serialization and goofy esoteric philosophizing of The Good Place is hard (impossible) to beat. Which is all to say: This is exactly what my adaptive contrarianism lives for.
Still, as Season Three zipped from one Wham Episode to the next, and as literally every human being on the planet (roughly speaking) joined together on social media to gush over the latest viral Good Placeism (“What kind of messed up country would turn away refugees?”) or to marvel at the latest unlikely-but-perfect marriage of fart joke and humanity lesson (“What if [all these new emotions] come out my butt?”), the more I felt delirious with the certainty that, as the poet said, the center—at least narratively—could not hold. “The Good Place is the smartest dumbest show on television!” less contrary viewers than I would (rightly!) declare, but all I could see was story door after story door being slammed shut before we even got our toes over the threshold, and all I could hear was that same poet going on, “Mere anarchy loosed upon the world!” When I logged onto one of my Slack channels and found that the #tv discussion of “Chidi Sees the Time-Knife” opened with someone opining that they, too, hoped that the show wouldn’t wrap the “New Good Place thing” in just one episode, and everyone else responded in full-throated agreement about how important it is to get to see how the new characters interact with the neighborhood as a validation of the show’s premise, I knew I wasn’t a crackpot: The center cannot hold.