Is The Mandalorian Even Interested in Being Television?
Star Wars movies are like TV shows and the TV shows want to be movies.
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[Spoiler Note: General plot points through The Mandalorian Season 3, Episode 3 are discussed below.]
Raymond Chandler famously said a prime solution for being cornered by your own bad writing is to have someone enter the room holding a gun. Three episodes into the third season, The Mandalorian has done this so many times that the show is now one big room exclusively filled with men with guns.
Pirates, underground critters, a malfunctioning droid, TIE Fighters, a big sea monster, a very deep pool—so often the ground beneath our feet falls away as we’re plunged into unmotivated and meaningless action that, although delivered with pizazz, is nothing more than the illusion of dramatic content. No overarching conflict is worsened, no larger stakes are raised, no goals are more fiercely sought after. It’s just a man wearing a hat walking around without much urgency, free to do whatever he wants, occasionally pointing to his cute puppet son and leaving a pause so we can go, “Aww.” This costs over $15 million per episode.
Arguing that The Mandalorian is plagued with structural issues is like beating a dead tauntaun, but with two worse Disney+ series under their belt since we last saw our helmeted hero (not you, Andor), Star Wars TV is slipping out of our good graces. Apart from the thunderingly poor decision to retcon a dramatic S2 finale in somebody else’s show, we’re left with micro-goals that serve no purpose, decisions that are immediately invalidated, and no challenge to our characters’ values. What exactly is the point of all this?
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